Every now and then something comes out of my mouth that is not intended to be funny but sends my son into hysterics. He then repeats it to everyone who will listen, so before he gets a chance I thought I would do it for him. These gems were with in a two day period. Enjoy...
In the car on our Adventure Day: "We're going to have an adventure. I probably should have brought my gun."
At the Burger King drive thru: Me: "What do you call those little hash brown things?" Drive thru lady: "Um. Hash browns."
How embarrassing there was another one but it has completely slipped my mind. But I will leave you with this: Over heard at the supermarket, "I ran into your wife the other day." Followed by a grumpy older gentleman pushing his cart around the corner mumbling "The old bag."