Every now and then something comes out of my mouth that is not intended to be funny but sends my son into hysterics. He then repeats it to everyone who will listen, so before he gets a chance I thought I would do it for him. These gems were with in a two day period. Enjoy...
In the car on our Adventure Day: "We're going to have an adventure. I probably should have brought my gun."
At the Burger King drive thru: Me: "What do you call those little hash brown things?" Drive thru lady: "Um. Hash browns."
How embarrassing there was another one but it has completely slipped my mind. But I will leave you with this: Over heard at the supermarket, "I ran into your wife the other day." Followed by a grumpy older gentleman pushing his cart around the corner mumbling "The old bag."
4 comments:
Everyone knows that an adventure day is not a true adventure day unless there is a gun involved. :)
We, as mothers, are obligated to give our children something to shake their heads and roll their eyes at. Job well done!
I like people who are funny unintentionally. (Rick does that all the time--not that I like him right now.) I love your "off" little comments. I chuckle big time.
OK, those were cute.
Uhm, hash browns?
That burger king girl probably did a double eye rollover.
Ya, anyday that you want a gun, it's gonna be an adventure.
I asked a cop today if I could have his. (seriously)
He was in our ER with an inmate and I wanted to use it on the foul mouthed inmate.
Thanks for the comment on my blog. You're pretty stinkin' funny!
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